1. 11.12lbs of cuteness ❤️❤️💋 #babyjack

  2. #195 Oh-Oh It’s Magic!


    Man: This plug must not be working. My computer won’t start up.

    Me: Is your computer turned on?

    Man: It won’t listen to me (he sprinkles powder over his computer, waving his hands, and muttering…an incantation!?!). Ok, now everything’s ok.

    Me (walking slowly backwards): Emmm…


    (via lovesthai)

    Heel Nikki appreciation post.

    (Source: triplepowerbomb, via simonsgotch)

  3. vacidicar:


    what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

    Why is this not getting around faster

    (via breakingbrandon)

  4. tinadayton:

    I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

    (via breakingbrandon)

  5. baiolicious:

    i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

    (via breakingbrandon)

  6. ruinedchildhood:

    if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

    (via breakingbrandon)

    (Source: cjsperrys, via chrisjerichoo)

  7. ladydarkwolf:


    Charging the cat

    The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

    (via breakingbrandon)

  8. breakingbrandon:



    When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level



    LEFT 4 DEAD 2!